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Bobby Ingram
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Daily Vimes + Death:
“Is it?” he insisted. “Is this it? This time I die?”
COULD BE.
“Could be? What sort of answer is that?” said Vimes.
A VERY ACCURATE ONE. YOU SEE, YOU ARE HAVING A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, WHICH INESCAPABLY MEANS THAT I MUST UNDERGO A NEAR-VIMES EXPERIENCE. DON’T MIND ME. CARRY ON WITH WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING. I HAVE A BOOK.
— Aug 02, 2026 07:13PM
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“Is it?” he insisted. “Is this it? This time I die?”
COULD BE.
“Could be? What sort of answer is that?” said Vimes.
A VERY ACCURATE ONE. YOU SEE, YOU ARE HAVING A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, WHICH INESCAPABLY MEANS THAT I MUST UNDERGO A NEAR-VIMES EXPERIENCE. DON’T MIND ME. CARRY ON WITH WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING. I HAVE A BOOK.
Bobby Ingram
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I'm a simple man. I read a Watch book, I enjoy a Watch book
Daily Brick:
“Do you want a lawyer?”
“No, I ate already.”
“You eat lawyers?” said Carrot.
Brick gave him an empty stare until sufficient brain had been mustered.
...
“What I meant,” said Carrot, “was when we talk to you, do you want someone to be on your side?”
“Yes please. Everyone,” said Brick promptly.
— Aug 01, 2026 05:46AM
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Daily Brick:
“Do you want a lawyer?”
“No, I ate already.”
“You eat lawyers?” said Carrot.
Brick gave him an empty stare until sufficient brain had been mustered.
...
“What I meant,” said Carrot, “was when we talk to you, do you want someone to be on your side?”
“Yes please. Everyone,” said Brick promptly.