Status Updates From A Mind Full of Murder

Valkyrie was pretty sure he wasn't authorised to speak for the whole world, but she let it slide on account of how good-looking he was. His blue eyes sparkled, his white smile dazzled, his square jaw squared, and his perfect dark hair was perfectly dark and, indeed, hair.

😂😂😂

When the author is trying so hard to ruin your characters and is likely a relatively terrible person (and hell bent on making everyone bisexual which isn't bad just unusual to drop 3/4 of the way through a series) but his self insert is still a kind of horcrux of his good qualities.

Derek needs to let it go, but he won't and I am secretly extremely pleased.

Imagine being so codependent that it's a national problem, an international problem maybe, an interdimensional problem even. But also? And a skeleton, and a bisexual.