Status Updates From A Mind Full of Murder

HE HAS KITTENS? 🥹

Skulduggery is so badass

SIX SEVENNN

Im completely open to a ValXMelancholia plot line. Childhood enemies to lovers yessir

SOLOMON IS ALIVE TOO?? ALL MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AUTOMATICALLY DISREGARDED OKAY

MELANCHOLIA??? I THOUGHT SHE DIED LIKE 8 BOOKS AGO HELLO

They love eachother so much I’m sick

20 years oh god

I LOVE FLETCHER HES SO FUNNY

“If i have a bad angle the camera hasnt found it yet.”
“Sometimes my relationships overlap.”

IM CRINE

SIX SEVEN

Handsome new favourite side character ever. I love how Derek Landy uses his millennialness to make the books have modern aspects in an unserious way.

The humour. Its so unserious i missed this

Six seven

HES THIRTY FIVE?

I still love him omg

Oh how I missed you Fletcher 🥰

Its giving Lucas Scott

This is so bittersweet

Took a 3 year break but I missed my fav duo 🥹❤️

yo solo quiero leer mis cosas y ser feliz (acabar la carrera y que me dejen descansar)

I had kinda low expectations going in, but honestly this thing kinda rules? Best this series has been in far too long

y si me hago detective?

wasn't i just bitching that he'd pulled back too far from horror the last few books and that I'd missed it? now valkyrie and i are both throwing up:/

"i went to mortal school where they don't teach you where ireland is:(" this dude fucking rules i want him in the gang immediately

but how does winter even know about all that? there were only a few people who did and why the fuck would they have told her??

"Listen to me. The life that you knew is over. It's gone. All your hopes and dreams are different now. You'll never get over this, but you will adapt. You will learn to be happy again." :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

yayy no more tight pants

the dumb "africa only has 3 sanctuaries" thing being retconned as a punishment/sanction imposed by racist european sanctuaries rules actually i will give him that

Honestly I've just finished chapter 16 and met that Handsome guy, honestly what kind of guy just has that name, it's kinda sad. But hw is such a horrible person, he literally cheats on his girlfriends and doesn't feel bad about it whatsoever! I hope he dies later on in this book