Status Updates From A Mind Full of Murder

yo solo quiero leer mis cosas y ser feliz (acabar la carrera y que me dejen descansar)

I had kinda low expectations going in, but honestly this thing kinda rules? Best this series has been in far too long

y si me hago detective?

wasn't i just bitching that he'd pulled back too far from horror the last few books and that I'd missed it? now valkyrie and i are both throwing up:/

"i went to mortal school where they don't teach you where ireland is:(" this dude fucking rules i want him in the gang immediately

but how does winter even know about all that? there were only a few people who did and why the fuck would they have told her??

"Listen to me. The life that you knew is over. It's gone. All your hopes and dreams are different now. You'll never get over this, but you will adapt. You will learn to be happy again." :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

yayy no more tight pants

the dumb "africa only has 3 sanctuaries" thing being retconned as a punishment/sanction imposed by racist european sanctuaries rules actually i will give him that

Honestly I've just finished chapter 16 and met that Handsome guy, honestly what kind of guy just has that name, it's kinda sad. But hw is such a horrible person, he literally cheats on his girlfriends and doesn't feel bad about it whatsoever! I hope he dies later on in this book

In my opinion this is a 5 star book so fat but im unsure what the rest of the story is like

The girlies are back baby

Preeeetty sure I know who the masked killer is OOP hope I’m right. With Mr. Landy I rarely am correct but I feel so good about it this time

It’s about as good as I remember. I wonder why some of the necromancers have returned though. Also the Winter being Alice reveal still filled me with joy

Good so far. It’s a nice change of pace from the other books. I like that it’s a simple murder mystery and not a full blown end of the world type thing

I LOVE IT. About 20 books into the series at this point and still obsessed. I diddnt love how the last book ended in terms of set up for future books so I was a bit apprehensive but it’s great so far. Much more horror/murder vibes at the moment and Valkyrie is still so cool

I'm actually speechless rn wth just happened???!!!! Rumour got burnt alive, It was her dad this whole time, valykerie had to choose between her gf, rumours bsf and her sister, they managed to stop it and now fletcher cut his hand off like wthhhh!!!! Skullduggery is so smart omds I've never read about someone so smart until now!!!

The way Skullduggery walked in I swear he has his moments at the randomest times😆

Oh danggg

Dangggg winter is just like her sister!

I swear Valykerie just got asked out😭😭 girl whahhhhh

My god skullduggery is so smart jeez.... But god ersatz it's so random, like what the hell was those 3 random lettered paragraph 😭😭 literal gibberish

WINTER IS VALYKERIE'S SISTER SINCE WHEN????!

This is just so good but my god how the hell does he just kill with that stupid wand. The doctor is so strange, no wonder he got killed by Ersatz

U have got to be kidding me, who names their son Handsome like come on now that's like me naming my daughter ugly which u will never ever do, I swear people r so weird 😭😭😭

Valykerie has a sense of humour godamn I acc love her sm. This is so interesting omds

Oof danggg

This is so cool. Valykerie is so cool, how the hell can she manage all that abuse, my days I probably would've cried for months if all that happened to me but godamn she is such a badass😘😍

Man this is the most intriguing and hooking book I've read so far...

Man this is so cool, I feel like I'm reading into fbi 😭😌