Status Updates From Hotel Magnifique

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'"Face the wall," I ordered, and kept an eye on him as I peeled the wet dress off until it was a sopping puddle on the floor. He started to turn. "Not done!" I shouted, fumbling with the new frock. He huffed and turned anyway, hopefully only catching a glimpse of my bare legs before the black material fell into place. [...] "Took you long enough," he said.'

Whaaat? I quite enjoyed it so far, but what is that?!