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Jazer (catching up on TBRs)
is 65% done
Cassel: “Oh no…”
Leland: “You… shot me.”
Cassel: “It was a bump. I didn’t… I was shooting past you and then we hit the bump… you probably jerked your arm up.”
Leland: “I did what?”
Cassel: “It was an accident! And the bullet didn’t even hit you! It merely… brushed your arm.”
Leland grabs Cassel’s seat belt and proceeds to wrap it around his neck.
Leland: “I’m going to brush your neck with this seat belt.”
— Feb 11, 2024 08:46PM
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Leland: “You… shot me.”
Cassel: “It was a bump. I didn’t… I was shooting past you and then we hit the bump… you probably jerked your arm up.”
Leland: “I did what?”
Cassel: “It was an accident! And the bullet didn’t even hit you! It merely… brushed your arm.”
Leland grabs Cassel’s seat belt and proceeds to wrap it around his neck.
Leland: “I’m going to brush your neck with this seat belt.”
Jazer (catching up on TBRs)
is 8% done
Cassel: "I could punch Leland if it’d make you feel better?”
Jeremy: "Yes."
Cassel slaps Leland without missing a beat.
Jeremy: "Sorry… I was… saying yes to needing something, not the…”
Cassel: Fuuuuuuuuck.
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— Feb 09, 2024 02:46AM
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Jeremy: "Yes."
Cassel slaps Leland without missing a beat.
Jeremy: "Sorry… I was… saying yes to needing something, not the…”
Cassel: Fuuuuuuuuck.
🤣🤣🤣
Sparkle (Roronoa Zoro’s girl) {in the longest slump🥴} 💜Tortured Reader🤍
is 80% done
— Jan 14, 2024 12:31PM
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Sparkle (Roronoa Zoro’s girl) {in the longest slump🥴} 💜Tortured Reader🤍
is 22% done
— Jan 13, 2024 11:40PM
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