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Lee
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Idk what % I'm at. Anyway. I kinda wish Jeremy was played a little straighter (err as in serious, not heterosexual) and maybe.. didn't have some convoluted gang(?) backstory? Like. Just let him be a regular dude with a bit of a stick up his ass like he was portrayed in the first few books.
— Nov 01, 2025 11:30AM
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Megan (feral hearts club)
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I love Cassel. He is precious and he is everything.
— Aug 11, 2024 08:08PM
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Jazer (catching up on TBRs)
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Cassel: “Oh no…”
Leland: “You… shot me.”
Cassel: “It was a bump. I didn’t… I was shooting past you and then we hit the bump… you probably jerked your arm up.”
Leland: “I did what?”
Cassel: “It was an accident! And the bullet didn’t even hit you! It merely… brushed your arm.”
Leland grabs Cassel’s seat belt and proceeds to wrap it around his neck.
Leland: “I’m going to brush your neck with this seat belt.”
— Feb 11, 2024 08:46PM
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Leland: “You… shot me.”
Cassel: “It was a bump. I didn’t… I was shooting past you and then we hit the bump… you probably jerked your arm up.”
Leland: “I did what?”
Cassel: “It was an accident! And the bullet didn’t even hit you! It merely… brushed your arm.”
Leland grabs Cassel’s seat belt and proceeds to wrap it around his neck.
Leland: “I’m going to brush your neck with this seat belt.”
Jazer (catching up on TBRs)
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Cassel: "I could punch Leland if it’d make you feel better?”
Jeremy: "Yes."
Cassel slaps Leland without missing a beat.
Jeremy: "Sorry… I was… saying yes to needing something, not the…”
Cassel: Fuuuuuuuuck.
🤣🤣🤣
— Feb 09, 2024 02:46AM
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Jeremy: "Yes."
Cassel slaps Leland without missing a beat.
Jeremy: "Sorry… I was… saying yes to needing something, not the…”
Cassel: Fuuuuuuuuck.
🤣🤣🤣
Lucie V.
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Hmmmm.... Amelia is clearly hiding something...
— Jan 24, 2023 06:41PM
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Lucie V.
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I can’t wait for Jeremy to realize how much of a badass Cassel is! 😅
— Jan 24, 2023 01:30PM
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Lucie V.
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Awww... Jeremy thinks Cassel is innocent and pure. 😂😂
— Jan 23, 2023 05:48PM
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Lucie V.
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I feel this would be a good opening for Jeremy's POV.
Poor him, he has no idea what's waiting for him with this crazy group. 😅
— Jan 23, 2023 05:46PM
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I feel this would be a good opening for Jeremy's POV.
Poor him, he has no idea what's waiting for him with this crazy group. 😅
Lucie V.
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I decided to use my monthly credit on Audible to buy this audiobook and finally read (or rather hear) Cassel's story!
— Jan 23, 2023 02:48PM
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Sarah Baines
is 10% done
Listening to the audio and it's fabulous
— Nov 27, 2022 04:24AM
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Jenn (not Lily)
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Only starting chapter 3 and I've already been laughing uncontrollably. Promising, very promising.
— Jul 10, 2022 01:01PM
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Traslan
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Michael Ferra.... whatever! .... is sooooooo good...!!!!!
He is hands down my favorite narrator <3
Yes, I'm enjoying this on Audible ;)
— Feb 04, 2022 03:02PM
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He is hands down my favorite narrator <3
Yes, I'm enjoying this on Audible ;)
Jacquie Stewart
is 80% done
I needed a comfort listen and this is hitting the spot
— Jan 29, 2022 11:19AM
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Emma
is 69% done
Oooohh. So he didn’t kill him. Ace did. That makes more sense. So… I’m not sure why all the angst then. Will he take the blame himself or what? Is he hesitating to rat out Ace?
— Sep 12, 2021 12:27PM
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Emma
is 68% done
I was starting to wonder if it was a plot hole that Cassel wasn’t angsting over not telling Jeremy that he was the one who killed his father. But I guess he just put it out of his mind until Emilia talked to him as it it.
— Sep 12, 2021 12:19PM
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JR
is 75% done
Alice Winters has cemented herself as one of my top 5 writers. She is brilliant!
— Sep 06, 2021 01:58PM
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Rin (indefinite hiatus)
is 55% done
Pretty close to DNFing… it’s boring and there is no connection between the MC’s.
— Sep 05, 2021 10:53AM
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Rin (indefinite hiatus)
is 30% done
Not feeling any connection between the MC’s yet and I’m a little disappointed.
— Sep 04, 2021 09:08PM
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Ally
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“Did you see that?” I ask as I look into Leland’s eyes. “His ass in your face? I sure did. Why didn’t you smack that ass?” Leland asks, miming it again. “He touched me,” I say dreamily.
— Sep 01, 2021 09:11AM
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Aubrey
is 60% done
I want to like this but the chemistry between the main leads is barely there.
— Aug 30, 2021 03:19PM
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☆ Todd
is 62% done
*snort* [It's time to go!...]
Leland jabs a finger at us. “I’m out there looking for your asses, worried something horribly grotesque and bloody has happened to both of you, and instead, you’re in here just fornicating?”
— Aug 29, 2021 04:06PM
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Leland jabs a finger at us. “I’m out there looking for your asses, worried something horribly grotesque and bloody has happened to both of you, and instead, you’re in here just fornicating?”
☆ Todd
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*snort* [Truelove...]
Cassel: Leland, how did you get Jackson to fall in love with you?
Leland: I flirted with him.
Jackson: He shot at me.
Leland: Yeah, that’s called flirting.
Jackson: That’s called attempted murder.
Leland: OMG don’t be so dramatic. It was a couple little pewpews sent your way. You lived.
— Aug 28, 2021 06:03PM
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Cassel: Leland, how did you get Jackson to fall in love with you?
Leland: I flirted with him.
Jackson: He shot at me.
Leland: Yeah, that’s called flirting.
Jackson: That’s called attempted murder.
Leland: OMG don’t be so dramatic. It was a couple little pewpews sent your way. You lived.
☆ Todd
is 30% done
*snort* [True, anything *without* Bella, TYVFM...]
Leland: The origin of The Fence… one night, in the deadness of dark I saw a man… a lone man climbing over a grand fence. Suddenly, his pants got stuck as he was climbing over and his ass was on display for all to see. And that’s how I met Jackson. Better love story than Twilight.
— Aug 28, 2021 04:10PM
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Leland: The origin of The Fence… one night, in the deadness of dark I saw a man… a lone man climbing over a grand fence. Suddenly, his pants got stuck as he was climbing over and his ass was on display for all to see. And that’s how I met Jackson. Better love story than Twilight.

