Status Updates From Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon

Nothing just duke picking kaiju sperm out of his mouth.

“I’m in a fucking lantern”

Fuck banksy outgrew his upgrade and duke can’t talk to him anymore noooo

Okay, so, I lied. I like this.

But it's like A Clockwork Orange - strapped into a chair with your eyes pried open and forced to watch awful, traumatic things for page after page without much relief.

But, it's my bad that I expected anything else.

It's a horror novel. It just so happens to have been written by the same guy who wrote DCC. Any resemblance basically ends there. Mostly.

Don't expect fun or fluff.

You would think this book can’t get weirder, but Duke can and will suck a goat’s nipple and black milk will come out of it

This is... Unexpected. Very dark. It feels far slower and more labored than DCC.

It's also sickeningly gory and demented.

I'm not not-enioying it - but it lacks levity or fun. It's just brutal and disorienting.

I'm glad this didn't become a series. It has merit, but there are strange malapropisms, try-hard run-on sentences about serial killers, and lots of poor editing.

I like it, but it's pretty bad.