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Izzy Rhinehart
is 53% done
Nothing just duke picking kaiju sperm out of his mouth.
— 4 hours, 8 min ago
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Izzy Rhinehart
is 40% done
Fuck banksy outgrew his upgrade and duke can’t talk to him anymore noooo
— 11 hours, 56 min ago
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Chris
is 45% done
Okay, so, I lied. I like this.
But it's like A Clockwork Orange - strapped into a chair with your eyes pried open and forced to watch awful, traumatic things for page after page without much relief.
But, it's my bad that I expected anything else.
It's a horror novel. It just so happens to have been written by the same guy who wrote DCC. Any resemblance basically ends there. Mostly.
Don't expect fun or fluff.
— Mar 13, 2026 06:20PM
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But it's like A Clockwork Orange - strapped into a chair with your eyes pried open and forced to watch awful, traumatic things for page after page without much relief.
But, it's my bad that I expected anything else.
It's a horror novel. It just so happens to have been written by the same guy who wrote DCC. Any resemblance basically ends there. Mostly.
Don't expect fun or fluff.
Izzy Rhinehart
is 37% done
You would think this book can’t get weirder, but Duke can and will suck a goat’s nipple and black milk will come out of it
— Mar 13, 2026 04:08PM
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Chris
is 16% done
This is... Unexpected. Very dark. It feels far slower and more labored than DCC.
It's also sickeningly gory and demented.
I'm not not-enioying it - but it lacks levity or fun. It's just brutal and disorienting.
I'm glad this didn't become a series. It has merit, but there are strange malapropisms, try-hard run-on sentences about serial killers, and lots of poor editing.
I like it, but it's pretty bad.
— Mar 12, 2026 08:30PM
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It's also sickeningly gory and demented.
I'm not not-enioying it - but it lacks levity or fun. It's just brutal and disorienting.
I'm glad this didn't become a series. It has merit, but there are strange malapropisms, try-hard run-on sentences about serial killers, and lots of poor editing.
I like it, but it's pretty bad.











