Status Updates From Anything Goes

DNF at 42%
Bro, I just fucking can’t. Am I quoting the book or just confessing? Who can say.
The smut? Hot.
The D/S relationship? Also hot.
The terms slave & master? No. No. No.
After calling each other sooooo many other names that’s what you settle on☠️ hard no babes.
I tried bc truly the dynamics and friendship are good but the terms, inner monologue and frat boyness really pushed me over the edge.

if i have to read the words “his snake” one more time imma off myself

This bi erasure is kind of annoying

12 chapters in and with all the sweet mushy feelings Gage has for the cinnamon roll Noah, Noah's full adoration for Gage, add all the handjobs, blowjobs, spankings, + early morning class "ass play 101" stretching to train for his anaconda....
and they still haven't even kissed yet !!!!
or talked properly about their relationship
I am waiting... albeit very impatiently

Page 6 and already multiple references to the nine inch schlong, I......

I guess the blurb didn't lie. We got RIGHT into it.

re-reading an absolute fave of mine ! 🩵🤌🏼

“Noah: Are we codependent?”

Yes

I absolutely love how Noah is making it be known that he won lol

If I end up DNFing this it’ll be because of the near constant use of the work “parentals” 😖