Status Updates From The Dictionary of Obscure S...

"echthesia: n, a state of confusion when your own internal sense of time doesn't seem to match that of the calendar - knowing that something just happened though it apparently took place 7 years ago, or that you somehow built up a decade of memories in the span of only a year and a half."

A lot of these are getting a little same-y, but THIS ONE is possibly the most useful so far.

"mithenness: n, the unsettling awareness that the rest of the world happily carries on in your absence..." like whatever happened to the TTC in the 7 months I've been away. NOW construction is finally finished??

"pithered: adj, frustrated that you can't force yourself to remember something, even though it's right on the tip of your tongue - wishing you could simply rifle through your own files directly, rather than having to toss random scraps to your team of mental archivists, who evidently need hours to sift through the pile before they come up with an answer, just as you're falling asleep." And usually 2 days late.