Status Updates From The Mothman Prophecies

"Let's get out of here!" 🤣🤣🤣 goddamn it really IS a Scooby-Doo episode!

I mean, I'm glad we finally get some Mothman in out book about Mothman, but Keel writes like a cross between a 3edgy5me teenager and a college sophomore trying to hit a word count while stoned halfway into next week.

Another disappointment. The chapter "The Flutter of Black Wings" not about Mothman. *sigh* (Another review suggested that Mothman proper doesn't come up until chapter six, appropriately titled "Mothman!", though based on what I know already, he has made like two cameos so far. Which is disappointing because I'm three chapters into a book titled The Mothman Prophecies.)

(I flubbed my math).

OH MY FUCKIN GOD WHERE IS THE MOTH ORACLE OF DELPHI DAMMIT?

In all seriousness, the average consumer is going to look at the title amd expect two things: Mothman, and ill omens. It's the middle of chapter 2 and we have had no ill omens, one Mothman, and an entire chapter about Keel misleading the "backwards yokels" "by accident".

"My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia John A Keel..."