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Bobby Ingram
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Did I mention mice get their own Death?
Daily Mouse Death:
He could feel his ears growing, and a certain rather embarrassing elongation happening at the base of his spine. He’d spent most of his life in a single-minded activity in dark places, yet even so...
“But I don’t believe in reincarnation!” he protested.
SQUEAK.
And this, Mr. Pounder understood with rodent clarity, meant: reincarnation believes in you.
— 4 hours, 45 min ago
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Daily Mouse Death:
He could feel his ears growing, and a certain rather embarrassing elongation happening at the base of his spine. He’d spent most of his life in a single-minded activity in dark places, yet even so...
“But I don’t believe in reincarnation!” he protested.
SQUEAK.
And this, Mr. Pounder understood with rodent clarity, meant: reincarnation believes in you.
Bobby Ingram
is 29% done
I forgot how much I'd missed the witches until I was reading them!
Daily Pratchett:
“The Ghost likes to leave little messages,” he said. “There was one by the organ. A scenery painter spotted him and...nearly had an accident.”
The letter inside was on a sheet of the Opera House’s own note paper. In neat, copperplate writing, it said:
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost
— Jan 13, 2026 01:47PM
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Daily Pratchett:
“The Ghost likes to leave little messages,” he said. “There was one by the organ. A scenery painter spotted him and...nearly had an accident.”
The letter inside was on a sheet of the Opera House’s own note paper. In neat, copperplate writing, it said:
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost
Bobby Ingram
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Opera. Christine. Organ. So, this is gonna be Phantom, and your boy is excited
Daily Granny:
Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.
— Jan 12, 2026 11:43AM
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Daily Granny:
Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.
