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Can’t imagine why I suddenly decided to dive into this book even though it’s been on my shelf for awhile…

“I wish men knew what it meant for a compliment to feel like a threat.
I see you every day, means I’ve been watching you.
What a pretty smile, means I want to eat it up.
I wish all girls smiled like you, means girls owe me their joy, real or not, a flash of teeth in a pretty face. It’s only polite.”