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Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies: And Other Rituals to Fix Your Life, from Someone Who's Been There by
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Caitlin
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“There is just about nothing worse than feeling lonely in the intimate company of someone else.”
— Feb 22, 2026 08:57AM
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Caitlin
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"This is not the Oregon Trail. There shall be no settling."
— Feb 21, 2026 08:16PM
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Caitlin
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“Don’t use your kitchen table as a landing zone.”
Oof, guilty.
— Feb 21, 2026 07:05AM
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Oof, guilty.
Caitlin
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“Wouldn’t it be nice to live in LA where there is sun and not a polar vortex?”
(For the record, I will never agree with this sentiment. But it does feel like a low blow when we have a literal Polar Vortex in the weekend forecast.)
— Feb 20, 2026 10:22AM
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(For the record, I will never agree with this sentiment. But it does feel like a low blow when we have a literal Polar Vortex in the weekend forecast.)
Caitlin
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“Anything can be travel for me if the attitude is that I’m on a voyage.”
— Feb 20, 2026 07:03AM
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