Status Updates From Tales of Justus Blackburn: ...

(Only) Favorite moment so far is learning that the vampire Justus keeps canteens full of blood to drink from, because thinking of holding a narrow canteen neck up to the slacking flow of a victim, or trying to squeeze someone like an orange over a funnel... that cracks me up. Trying not too wonder too hard about why the canteen-blood doesn't clot up 'cause that's gross: not funny.