Status Updates From Lonely Asian Woman

Am I the target audience?

Very confused and perturbed

It’s so camp and it physically PAINS me that I relate

The writing is so gimmicky but I hate that I somewhat relate

slooo and steady
plan on finishing this tmr?

I know I’ve only started but I find the writing hilarious so props

I knew right away I was going to enjoy this book, (its filthy first line begged sharing with my reading companion sunbaking next to me) and I was really sunburnt by the time I was ready to look up from reading to reapply my sunscreen.

So this isn't a review but a reminder to slip slop slap extra well before you read at the beach this summer, people.