Status Updates From Why Mummy Swears

This is legit: "Do any of us really know what we are meant to be doing? I mean, obviously, yes, there are some terrifically maternal women out there who were literally born to be mothers and just seem to always know the right thing to do, but for most of us, especially with our first babies, that first year of motherhood seems largely to consist of just trying to keep the baby alive"

She's doing an awesome job, making sure her hubby will not find another woman if they'd ever divorce...

‘FFS, Simon! I made that for tomorrow. You were supposed to make dinner tonight.’
‘I DID make dinner tonight! I heated all that up! What is that if not MAKING DINNER?’
‘CHEATING! It’s cheating! It’s not cooking, it’s heating up the stuff I had made for the rest of the week.’
‘How is it OK for you to just defrost and heat it up, but not for me?’ he demanded.
‘Because I MADE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! [...]'

Divorce inc.