Status Updates From The Undead Twenty-Three (Se...

I have quite a bit of anxiety. I'm nearing the end of this series and I'm SERIOUSLY worried about what I'll do when I'm out of books. I just can't imagine finding anything that even remotely fills the gap left by this series ending. Please write faster R.R Heywood!!! P. L. E. A. A. S. E!! I BEGGING HERE!!!!

"hello, we're the fruit police" Ahahahah!

People, if you EVER get the chance to listen to this on audio - grab it with both hands!!!!

Oh lol, and the villager Mr cracknell and his little fetish situation with not a hint of guile and 100% crazy. LOVE.

Omg, I just can't with these people. I love them so much!! Mrs Miller is bang on and I Love that she's really old and unafraid and random and a bit mental and swears like a sailor. I just can't. Mrs Potter. Don't even get me started! It's 100% talent in the writing and 100% in the narration. 200% of 'made of win'. I'm not sure I'd get the same from just reading but the narration is made of win. I love you all.

Omg Clarence (R. R HAYWOOD) and your little boat... Got me in actual tears again. I figured my heart was made of stone after all these years of cynicism but there you go, real tears. Mate, keep doing whatever it is you do with this thing of beauty.

Sigh.. I hope Tappy (Tash) convinces Nick he needs to hook up. Match made in heaven.

Urgh, spoke too soon... New book, next in the series and The narrator guy has forgotten some of the voices and it's yanking me out of the story. I can't deal with it. Agatha, Damsa, The Infection... All wrong. The Infection sounds like Dave now. I just can't.

This narrator guy has mad skills. Women, men, children... All spot on. Can't work out how he does it, I need to see behind the curtain😜. Mary in particular is sooo perfect.