Status Updates From 5 Tales that Will Land You ...

Huh

“Elizabeth would most certainly take him to bed if she were not married. She had even confessed to Father Peterson that, three times in the last month, she had pleasured herself to thoughts of Janson. That had earned her ten Our Fathers and five Hail Mary’s.”

“At any moment that ass could just hop right off her body and bounce away into the desert night. I imagined cradling that ass in my arms like an infant and putting it at the head of my bed like a pillow.”