Status Updates From Alphas Like Us (Like Us, #3)
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Ivanna
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“Our waitress returns to take our orders, and after she leaves, Connor tells the table, “In other news, I was offered a condom sponsorship this morning.”
Ryke almost spits out his water. “You have seven fucking kids.”
“Royal sperm,” Lo quips.”
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— Jan 11, 2026 10:21PM
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Ryke almost spits out his water. “You have seven fucking kids.”
“Royal sperm,” Lo quips.”
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Ivanna
is 62% done
Becket on drugs?? Charlie trying to help?? I can’t do this rn
— Jan 10, 2026 01:43AM
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Sanjana Moodley 🦌
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the medias comments are SO UNHINGED omg
— Jan 04, 2026 08:31AM
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