Status Updates From Dragon's Thief (Blood Proph...

“Stupid lady garden. You should be a barren wasteland in this situation, not preparing for harvest.”

Referring to her vagina as a garden is so dumb and annoying. Why????? It’s giving me second hand embarrassment. Stop. I’d literally rather you use the word moist.

Have you ever felt like you’re a day late and a dollar short? Right now, I’m about a week late and a cool million short.

This is literally the end and nothing has happened. I got it because it was on sale and short. I thought yay a dragon shifter novela. I was wrong. This is part one of 5 and it’s basically one huge book cut into 5 small pieces. What a scam! But what a cliffhanger! Ugh…

I hope she will be able to get what she needs at the party to be able to pay for Silas's treatments. I also have the feeling she is going to be the mate the dragons have been looking for.

Describing someone Egyptian as Dean-Martin-ish is...not so much.

Rent the Runway sites not exist in this verse

Christ, it's the Park Hyatt not the Grand Hyatt, Cinderella.

1. Lol Welsh dragon
2. Ugh Welsh accents

🔮TRAP 🔊TRAP 🔊TRAP!!!!! 🚨

“I’m sure I’ll run into you again, Aria Archer.” -Rhys

“I’m a thief, Love. I suspect I’m sneaking into this party for the same reason as you.” -Rhys