Status Updates From Unbreak My Heart

// Garbage author!!!!

// There is something seriously wrong with this author with where she goes and how she phrases things!!!!!!! So fucked up!!!!! Pure garbage!!!

// This author is just fucking gross and the way she right somethings is really quite fucking concerning!! Because it’s really repulsive how she couldn’t fucking keep the word “kid” out of her book!! She writes it over 200 times!! That is obsessively weird and creepy!!

// What the fuck is wrong with this author?!? She’s writing about the MC’s erection, and in the same breath, referring to him as “kid”!! That has got to be the grossest, creepiest, itchiest, yuckiest, offputting, disgusting, repulsive thing to read!!! Before someone says, well, people call each other “baby”, shut the fuck up, that is a completely different form of endearment!!! Just fucking gross!!!

// Something is seriously fucked with this author!! Referring to one MC as “kid” while in the midst of a sex scene with the other MC is really fucking creepy, weird, and has nothing to do with the MCS at all!! It seems like there’s some kind of psychoses here with this author, with how often she uses that term (200+ times), especially here! Really fucking obnoxious, REALLY psycho, and really fucking weird!!!!!!

// This author is really fucking weird and has a serious problem!! She has one MC referring to the other MC as “kid” over 200 times!! It’s weird, it’s obnoxious, it’s really fucking inappropriate, and it’s just so incredibly offputting!! A few times is fine, but holy fuck man!! I cannot stand this author, or her apparent weirdo fetishes, or her fucking writing!!

// This author has got to be one of the most obnoxious, lazy, and sloppy writers ever!! The entire plot relies on the involvement of two side characters where the main characters are concerned!! Had it not been for these two side characters, nothing would’ve happened between the two main characters, and they probably would’ve just sat there for the duration of the entire book, staring at each other!!

// This author’s writing is quite obnoxious and good lord is her pacing glacial!! Also massive massive massive plot hole … you can see the manipulation and manipulative tactics of the author here when JT has ample time to put the letters back and he doesn’t!! It is not even mentioned!!

// You weren’t wired to be moral and decent interest worthy? If I were you doing to be absolutely fucking disgusting, reprehensible, inexcusable, and indefensible!! Frankly, I’m absolutely disgusted by what JT is doing and I am repulsed by how many readers think it’s cute or romantic!! Absolutely pathetic!!

Audiobook narrator’s tone is off

After reading so many books, you Know! you just Know!

That moment when you notice the thing that will eventually cause the Infamous conflict/misunderstanding at around 80%.