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Fo fucks sake Naofumi, I get it, these three treated you pretty shitty but this is about your survival so get a grip on himself. I understand him but he still comes across like an idiot here... well at least he isn't boring, right?

Oh oh, Naofumi is on the dark side again....

Oh man, I get that Moyotasu and Ren have messed up massively, with the monster tree and the zombie dragon, but for that holy father the only thing bothering him about Itsuki is that he shows no greatness? Not that he caused a famine? Call about even more screwed up priority.

Wow, Melty and Filo together are quite the powerhouse. Summoning a Taifun is really something, Filo is only barely more than a month old.

Ren and Itsuki are definitely not dead, Moyotasu is simply too dumb, again, to question anything.

ALL OF THAT WAS A TEST? Apparently Fitoria is not just a divine bird but a goddess, only deities do stuff like this here and change their mood seemingly on the drop of a head.

It's not that I don't get why Fitoria thinks its quick and safe to kill all the current 4 heroes and start anew. But this is really extreme and not even as logical as she might think. New heroes would need to train more from scratch, taking more time and the waves are coming!!!

There were once flying Filolials? I wonder how they locked like.

First I only wondered how Naofumi could cook for all these birds (after all where does he get the giant pot?) but then I wondered what he is cooking, but when I read Fitoria speeking how she hates dragons but they taste good, I got it: THey were cooking and eating the tyranno dragon rex!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL