Status Updates From La mujer de los Colter

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Putting on hold 12-29-25

Dios mio que estoy leyendo 🫣

jerry springer's gonna have a field day with this one

NOT THE RANDOM IRAQ VET LORE

if you see this on my currently reading, no you don't

Idk what’s happening rn????

Bruh 😭🤢

I’m ashamed to even have this on my profile but here I am bc I can’t get myself to ever DNF a book 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO

вже на другій сторінці він зрозумів, що вона "та сама".
До речі, вона навіть слова не встигла сказати.

Тип це так дивно, вони тільки но зустрілися, а він вже закохався і хоче бути з нею все життя. Тип реально? що якщо ви не маєте спільних інтересів або вона просто не хоче бути з вами і жити бог зна де?

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i am slacking with the goodreads updates on my buddy read. this book sure is something 😂

buddy read!

It’s been such a long time since I’ve read these!!

Damn this started full speed! Talk about insta-love!!!

Adam: "what the fuck did I do?!"

Me: starts laughing, "no but for real?"

If I got fucked like that I'd probably pass out too!

Of course she's a virgin, "eye rolls"

Welp they certainly move fast

This is a reread, first time in YEARSSSS.

Was my first foray into ménage romance books, and I had fond memories of it… prob rated it five stars.

Now though?

It’s shit. Twenty four pages in and I want to DNF.

Eugh. I am NOT feeling generous today.
One star and deleting it from my digi library and memories.
Bye bitch

Chapter 21: they going back home form the city

Chapter 18, yayy divorce talks

Finally in the cityyy

On and off reading. It was good at first and then ehh and I’m just waiting for it to pick up after the husband issues is done (at least for now)

This is a re-read, from when I purged all the spicy books from my Goodreads several years ago. It’s definitely garbage BUT for some reason it’s become a comfort read of mine over the years lol so it’s comfy garbage for sure 😅 Like this is like the 15th time I’m reading this since I first got it like 10ish years ago 😅

The insta-relationship is awkward. I get the guys going all caveman “this is our woman” and crap, but her instantly accepting these men is weird. There needed to be more time around them for her acceptance of these men to be believable. Especially with her history. Really these guys took full advantage of a venerable girl.

it just like write sex for sex.

I can't stop laughing as I listen, and I keep talking to the audiobook. I don't know bow to rate this because it is terrible, but if I had picked up a comedy book and it made me laugh this hard and consistently it would be a 5-star. This is turning out to be a bigger dilemma than I expected from a book where the primary plot can be condensed down to 3 holes no waiting. Thank god the Colters' parents stopped at 3.

Cry-laughing alone in my living room. Banks must have been on the good drugs. The premise (?): The Colter boys live in a place (as we used to say about Michigan Tech when I was a lithesome coed) the men are men, the women are scarce and the sheep are scared. They are looking for a wife. 1-for-all-3. Adam finds a woman unconscious in a ditch and gets hard (ew!) and knows she is the one. And it all follows from there.