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Rereading one of my OG favs!

I thoroughly enjoy that this book is basically Enchanted like 10 years before Enchanted happened. It's so tropey, bless it's heart. But the nostalgia of the reread is delightful so it balances it out. I read it in like 5th grade, so I'm glad I still find it endearing.

I feel sorry for Adam. Out of everyone in this story, he got the shortest end of the stick. =/ Poor kid. Ah well. On to the review.

*Nods* It's much better this way.

Really? You never thought he'd hurt you? DX You really are the most naive of morons!

NEVERMIND! Sarah's still an idiot! DX

Yay! Sarah finally came to her senses!!

You know what pisses me off the most? After hearing about the heartache and despair that Mondo caused his wife and children, the resentment they felt for him because of his being Mandrian in the end and living longer than them, Quinn's STILL thinking it'd be worth it to stay with this boy she likes. AND PUT HIM THROUGH ALL THAT MISERY?! Selfish and inconsiderate dumbass girl!

That would destroy anyone's hearts. Just look at what happened in Tuck Everlasting. It was heartbreaking.... It was unbearable.

I like Cam. I always have. Even though he is unlearned in his magical arts yet. But, his was a mistake anyone eager could make. *Sighs* It's Quinn that worries me. *Facepalms*

*PUNCHES Zack in the face and knees him in the groin* Fucking PIG!

How are you so STUPID?! Didn't I just say it? Didn't you just say it?! YOU'RE A PRINCESS. OF A DIFFERENT KINGDOM. OF A DIFFERENT WORLD! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHY WAS HE TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP HER AND ADAM APART?" YOU EMPTY-HEADED IDIOT!

Right. Now when you've had a sudden premonition that not everything is going to go well with this "joust," you're suddenly thinking that Adam doesn't have to prove anything to you. *Facepalms*

I don't care that she's from a magical kingdom underground. It's not the fact that she suggested settling this through jousting that's the problem, it's that she suggested it be settled at all instead of making it a non-issue altogether. You just know a bastard like the Bitch-Zack is going to cheat. -_- Stupid Quinn.

Oh sure. Now you're regretting popping into a brand new world before you thought any stinking thing through. *Rolls her eyes and shakes her head* Kids.

Please. Quinn. You can't be this stupid. You're a princess, dumbass. Eventually you're gonna have to go back to your kingdom. Meanwhile, you're leading poor Adam on. You should be 100% aware of this. Don't pretend that you aren't. =/

--of course, *Continuing from the last status update* --you are an idiot for kissing your "cousin" in perfect view of EVERYONE IN THE FIELD. *Facepalms* Teenagers. Why are they such dumbasses?

Thank God someone has their head on straight here. *Pats Adam on the back* You're a good man, bro.

Hey, Zack!

Fuck off, Bitch (since there's no way in hell I'm calling you Zack and insulting that beautiful name). Go to the dance with the missing half of your t-shirt. Fucking asshole. Saying it like Quinn has no choice but to go to the dance with him and not even asking her. *Stabs him in the eye with a pen*

Oh, and Sarah, you have no freaking taste in men. *Slaps her upside the back of the head* You can do better than this asshole. -_- Stupid shit-for-brains teenagers. They have no idea what a real man is. The hell do they always go for the most spineless, rude, arrogant little pricks of the pick? *Wrinkles her nose and lifts her lips into a snarl*

This fucking asshole needs to die. Zack, you don't deserve the name you carry! *STABS HIM IN THE FUCKING REVEALED STOMACH* Bitch! Who the hell do you think you ARE grabbing her chin like that! *Spits in his face* Lower than dirt piece of shit.

SHIRT SHOWING HIS MIDRIFF IT SAYS. BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't help but instantly think of Marik Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh and it's all Little Kuriboh's fault! ROFL!!!!! X'DDDD I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS GUY SERIOUSLY. HIS IMAGE IS RUINED FOR THE REST OF THIS BOOK. BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pfffft! Well he's fast! But he's smart. Because clearly, he's right. A million and one guys are gonna want to ask her out the moment they know she exists, so he sure as heck won't have a chance with her. *Chuckles* Ahhh... she's gonna be hated by every girl in that school. X33333 *Doesn't care; knows this is normal*

Well, at least they don't marry their cousins in Mandria. XP *Randomly harks back to The Hero and the Crown and totally doesn't care because OT3 man, OT3!*

You're an attractive teenage girl. That's why Sarah hates you and why her brother Adam is instantly in love with you. *Shrugs dramatically* Pretty obvious, dudette.

Well it's a good thing she has Mondo, because otherwise she'd so be screwed. XP

Well, this is not the first time I've read this book, but it's the first time in a long time. I remember liking this book, I believe. And I don't often read princess stories as often as I used to, so it'll be nice to go back to that now~ Let's see how much I enjoy this vaguely remembered tale some several years later.

I have read this in the past. This time it is a little more Juvenal...not as entertaining.