Status Updates From David Kibbe's Metamorphosis...

anyway, we're DONE bitch!!
It's 11:48pm on the 29th of May.
And also, I read EVERY BIT of this book. All that weird publishing shit at the back and front, the acknowledgments, all of it. So hah. I guess. Or whatever. Lmao.
And it took me 41 days, 3 hours, and 36 minutes to read this book. Amazing.

yeah not into any of the hair colours he recommends for low contrast cool toned soft natural. It's literally just medium to soft ash brown, medium to soft ash blonde, pale ash blonde, and silver grey/soft white. No

okay, and anyway, for SNs he says to go for an overall colouring process...
EXCEPT if you are low contrast, which in this case he says you can opt for some highlights...

um, also - why the fuck did he swap the sides for cool and warm?
In the makeup section cool colours were on the left and warms were on the right. But now in the hair colour section warms are on the left and cools are on the right. What?? That makes no fucking sense.
Mr Kibbe, I say to you again, your editor is out to fucking get you

aww, his epilogue is very sweet.
Now I'm gonna read the soft natural hair colour section and see what I think...
Then I'm done bitch~~

"only if you're complexion is olive"
KIBBE YOUR EDITOR IS OUT. TO. GET. YOU. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does he mean "Cover Gray completely"??? Is Cover Gray a shade of hair colour, or??
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I'm on the home stretch, kids... My scary block of text is gone, and now all I have to do is read through the 12 types' suggested hair colours...
Also, for the sake of Kibbe, I'll put myself in the low contrast colour group. I always [mistakenly??] thought I was low contrast anyway

but also... this talk about your 'natural contrast' is sort of where our schools of thought diverge? I don't necessarily agree with Kibbe that there are only two types of contrast? And I actually believe that I (along with lots and lots of other people) fall in the middle of high and low contrast... Hmm... So... what advice will he be able to give to me?? Lmao

"Remember our earlier example of Ben Arthur?" Bitch wtf no?? Like, not at all??? Um??

okay, so I'm complaining about how much text I've gotta read and yadda yadda yadda, but this is actually the most relevant part of the book to me at the moment because the main reason why I've been wanting so desperately to find out what 'colour season (or whatever' I am is because I want to cut and die my hair... So... maybe... just maybe... I should shut up and read??

I am this bitch. I am this bitch who's thinking 'holy fuck I have so much text to get through' looking at these next few pages. Ah shit. So close. Yet so far...

"Why is it so difficult to achieve an effective hairstyle?" !!!!!! I DON'T KNOW AHHH