Status Updates From Julius Caesar

And now Brutus' wife is questioning him, asking why he's up so late and such.
What Brutus could be saying in response: Oh yeah, I'm just plotting to brutally murder my best friend with several other people.
What he actually says: I'm just sick

I am enjoying this far too much for a tragedy.
I suppose that's the side effect of dunking on a dead dude for an entire day

I can just see Brutus hunched over in a chair and muttering to himself about how to kill Caesar lmao

Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men groaning for burial.

- Mark Antony

Ooh I think I like Portia? I suppose I need to read more

this is so good