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Olivia Manke
is on page 50 of 175
I am enjoying this far too much for a tragedy.
I suppose that's the side effect of dunking on a dead dude for an entire day
— 23 hours, 27 min ago
I suppose that's the side effect of dunking on a dead dude for an entire day
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Olivia Manke
is 42% done
Caesar: Be near me, so that I may remember you.
Trebonius: Caesar, I will. (Aside.) and so near will I be, that all you're best friends shall wish I had been further.
Love this line. There's about to be blood
— 22 hours, 57 min ago
Trebonius: Caesar, I will. (Aside.) and so near will I be, that all you're best friends shall wish I had been further.
Love this line. There's about to be blood
Olivia Manke
is 41% done
Nevermind. Of course, listen to the guy who says your wife's dream filled with blood and senators dipping their hands in it and smiling is a testament to your fortune. Don't listen to your wife, you's begging you to stay home because she knows that going out today means death for you.
— 23 hours, 7 min ago
Olivia Manke
is 28% done
Caesar you idiot
Literally everybody is telling you not to go out
The first thing said to you in this book is "Beware the Ides of March"
Dude you deserved this stabbing
You were given every possible warning, and still you're saying, "Nah, I'm still gonna go out today. I'm sure all these bad omens that people keep giving me are nothing."
— 23 hours, 12 min ago
Literally everybody is telling you not to go out
The first thing said to you in this book is "Beware the Ides of March"
Dude you deserved this stabbing
You were given every possible warning, and still you're saying, "Nah, I'm still gonna go out today. I'm sure all these bad omens that people keep giving me are nothing."
Olivia Manke
is on page 61 of 175
And now Brutus' wife is questioning him, asking why he's up so late and such.
What Brutus could be saying in response: Oh yeah, I'm just plotting to brutally murder my best friend with several other people.
What he actually says: I'm just sick
— 23 hours, 22 min ago
What Brutus could be saying in response: Oh yeah, I'm just plotting to brutally murder my best friend with several other people.
What he actually says: I'm just sick
Olivia Manke
is on page 46 of 175
I can just see Brutus hunched over in a chair and muttering to himself about how to kill Caesar lmao
— 23 hours, 33 min ago
Olivia Manke
is on page 21 of 175
Caesar you are an idiot
Don't say things like that
It's gonna get you stabbed
Oh wait-
— Mar 15, 2026 09:59PM
Don't say things like that
It's gonna get you stabbed
Oh wait-
Olivia Manke
is on page 18 of 175
"Except immortal Caesar!" are we so sure about that buddy
Today is literally the 2069th anniversary of his death via stabbing
— Mar 15, 2026 09:49PM
Today is literally the 2069th anniversary of his death via stabbing

