Status Updates From The Pirate of Fathoms Deep ...

"You're one to talk of ruckus. First you punched me, then you punched the High King? I can't tell if you're brave, mad, or trying to die." Lmao valid and true 🤣

Rene and Sarrica: "Oh, my gods." Mood lol
R: "You /melted/. He touched you, and you melted like /butter/. I didn't know you could /do/ that."
Truly Lesto will never know peace again 🤣
R, not at all deterred: "You really are smitten, I can't believe it. With a pirate. Of *course* you are. It's *you*."
S: hey can you cool it for 1 second so we can say Yay, you're ok? You know, bc we were worried abt you?

"There is a gross lack of respect for the High King around here." 😂 True facts but it's your own fault, my dude. Just saying.

S: "If it makes you feel any better, your lover already punched me."
L: "I don't care who--- What?" 😂😂😂

L: "You punched Sarrica?"
Shemal, dragged into this: "I didn't meant to." 😥

L, to S: "What did you do to him?"
S: I was just checking his intentions were honorable...
L: *punches him as well* I hope that was a poor joke
Lmaoooo of course he did and twas not

Lesto is so goddamn mad 😂
All, 'Why are you here?!' And, 'Rene, you're supposed to stop his stupidity when I'm not around!'
Rene is just like 'Dude, you can't even do that, how am I supposed to do better?' 🤣

S: "So the guards have been telling me stories."
Sh: "That wasn't the deal."
S: "I'm the high King. Who did you think they were going to obey in the end?" Touche, my dude. Fair enough. 😆

No, Shemal, you really aren't going to ever hear the end of it re: punching Lesto. 😂
But don't worry, they're mostly happy to be able to tease him for once. Not abt teasing you.

"Those two hit and shove each other all the time."
"That surprised Shemal not a bit." Big mood 😂

Shemal: idk abt this being bowed to thing...but it admittedly beats being arrested at least
🤣

Sarrica: bold words from you, not sure you have room to chide, my known to be reckless love
Allen: "I wasn't chiding, I was observing and mocking." 🤣 Fuck, they're too funny!

Allen is just over here rolling his eyes at his family of reckless fools.
Both Lesto and Sarrica are like "stop doing dangerous stuff! In turns with doing their own dangerous things. 😂
"You're like two sides of a mirror." Indeed!

Shemal: *outraged that Lesto is out of bed and not resting himself / his injuries*
Sarrica: "Oh, I like you."
"Finally, another person to help me bully Lesto into doing what's good for him." - Sarrica 😂
True facts though

Shemal is like maybe I can leave...
Sarrica said not so fast, & you're not in trouble, I did deserve it & anyone here would agree. Finish your story
Allen: *pointed look that clearly means be nice & say sorry you fool*
Sarrica be obeying his husband and complimenting his punching skills..."I can see why Lesto likes you."

Allen: *slips into several foreign languages in anger*
Shemal: *noticing abrupt silence*
Sarrica: *making out with Allen to end his tirade*
Me: absolutely losing my shit, I love these 2 so fucking much 🥺

I love that Allen is 100% immediately on Shemal's side and clearly chiding his husband. 🤣 What were you thinking?!
Sarrica, amused instead of angry, clearly knowing he deserved that: "He's the one who got me, you know."
Allen: you literally deserved it, you threatened an already terrified man, you asshole

Oh lord you really did that Shemal 😳😬

"Those rings have never left Lesto's person before, so." Sarrica be knowing
Allen is like Pls be nice to this man he is clearly nervous but Sarrica is in full Defense Mode for His Loved Ones

Sarrica is like "oh no you don't, I already know! Y'all are familiar! I've seen love before!" 😏

Lmao 😂
I was wondering if Allen would be with Sarrica and behold, he is. 😎

Osfera: "So about you giving Master Shemal--"
Lesto: "Shut up. I don't want to hear it. Not a word. I'll throw you and everyone else in this place into the stocks, don't think I won't."
😂 Touchy subject, his mushy feelings for Shemal
Osfera: okay fine..."He's very pretty." 🤣

JFC! Could you not?! Lesto could you absolutely Not get stabbed by a poisoned blade? Shemal and I would both really have appreciated it if you'd not done that!

What a goddamn relief that they've sorted this out early. 🙌
Now I'm worried abt how the plot is gonna unfold, but at least they know they're together in whatever's to come. 🤞

I love that in this situation, they're just casually talking abt their opinions on kids and having their own 😂

There was only one memory that potent shared between them, after all.
Amo a estos dos 😏✨

"Shemal whined, high and sharp and needy, fisting his hands in Lesto's tunic as he kissed back like a man lost at sea who'd finally found land"

"Only the ocean can do as it pleases without consequence"