Status Updates From Loner

David is way too awkward of a person to the point of repulsion after reading his interactions with Jake and Phil. Despite having a personal distaste of the genre of people they tend to be, I couldn’t help but feel sympathetic towards them as David proved himself to be the most vile, self-centered character I’ve read so far. I hate that he explains things that are obvious to anyone as well. Suck a dick dude.

Chekhov's ID

DAVID FEDERMAN YOU ARE NOT SEEING THE GATES OF HEAVEN. DIE!!!

Of course this freak would be into dacryphilia. Of course. Sara, you need to GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!

inside this guy's mind is a terrifying place to be

being inside this insipid foul little man’s mind makes me feel itchy.

thus far exceptionally written

OH, SO WE'RE JUST GONNA START PLAYING IN SARA'S FACE NOW. FUCK THIS GUY!

this feels like joe from you