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Cpt Hawk
is on page 89 of 280
The text: And the Baptist parents of the protag's friends are very controlling and wretched people, also they're conservative shitheads of the worst degree, peep their bumper stickers
Also the text, a mere few pages later: And the church they attend every Sunday only believes in love and light <333 Radical honestly <333 Being "real" Christians without the bad parts <333
What abject clownery is this ... Russo WTF
— Jun 07, 2025 03:40AM
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Also the text, a mere few pages later: And the church they attend every Sunday only believes in love and light <333 Radical honestly <333 Being "real" Christians without the bad parts <333
What abject clownery is this ... Russo WTF

Cpt Hawk
is on page 83 of 280
The text: The protag is terrified of being found at as trans & is in hella danger & is doing everything in her power to stay stealth, something that is hard for her to do
The protag: Yeah I think I'm going to go to this Southern Baptist church I've never been to before because a new friend I made asked me to. Also I'll change in front of other girls casually and everything is totally good, I have no problems :)
— Jun 07, 2025 03:24AM
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The protag: Yeah I think I'm going to go to this Southern Baptist church I've never been to before because a new friend I made asked me to. Also I'll change in front of other girls casually and everything is totally good, I have no problems :)

Cpt Hawk
is on page 73 of 280
Alright I restarted to get the math. By page 73, there are 26 pages wherein people flirt with the protag, or tell her how hot or cool she is. That's a whole 35% of the story. IF I include a couple encounters wherein interest is implied but not so explicitly stated, that brings us to 31 pages of people noticing how hot and cool she is, a whopping 42% of the story. I am told that it somehow gets worse.
— Jun 04, 2025 05:02PM
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