Status Updates From If I Was Your Girl

YOU'RE NOT GIVING HIM A CHANCE TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOU AMANDA (though it's understandable whyyyy) IT'S A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD SWEETIE BUT THAT'S LIFEEE YOU GOTTA TAKE THAT LEAP THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE MIGHT UNDERSTANDDDD DON'T TAKE AWAY HIS CHOICE TO TRYYYYY AAAHHHHH

oh poor grant im sad to hear about him - he's a good man (right now before everything breaks loose) but yeahhh damnnn he's valid wanting to leave everything behind but he's good for wanting to stay for his family

oh nooooo AMANDAAAA WHY YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT GRANT IS SENSITIVE AS FUCK OH MY GODSS AHHHH FI;AWOEFNAWF

listen i am learning that i am soooo fucking conservative omg like not politically dear gods no but like the wayyyy that Amanda is all oohh we getting it on w/ grant and im sitting like miss ma'am? in the woods? in the car? at HOME? MISS MA'AM PLEASE REFRAIN BC THIS TOO SAUCY GIRLIE SIT YO ASS DOWN AND LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS OMGGENF;AWEFNWE OH MY GODS IM DEAD I CAN'T WITH MYSELF UGH

they're v sweet w/ e/o it's nice - that convo w/ the dad tho like dude....like i get it but also dont do it THAT way yk? mmmmmm

IM SORRY BUT GRANT! ughhhh i hate those moments in the story where the love interest looks at hte main character and is all *gasp* you look....beautiful...
UGHHHHH IC ANT STAND IT - so far the only person that has a pass is timotheee salamander from little women only bc he's not wrong cuz he saying it to florence pugh sooooooo

this is v awkward like the transphobia/homophobia is just embarrassing at this point like ewww parker shut up you're embarrassing yourself sweatie like ughhhh unbearable

im actually surprised by how quickly im getting thru this book -

i get the whole "are you pranking me right now?" vibe that she gets like dude ive been thereeee ughhhh it's hard to open up like that cuz so much can go wrong esp for girls like her oh jeezzz

Yep I cried again this month over a book 🥹
‘I wished I could walk up into the sky and live on some distant planet, far away from the things I was afraid of.’

A book that makes you read on 👍