Status Updates From Sunfire (Pure Wildfire, #1)

These book descriptions are killing me.

She tasted salty with sweat and sweet with success.
In what universe does this sentence make sense? Also, who wants to taste sweat on someone's lips???

He let his finger slip inside the tiny puckered opening. Just inside, where a furnace greeted him.
I laughed for at least a full minute as I pictured this. Thinking of someone's backdoor as a furnace - ew.

She had pink hair, but Corinne doubted it was real.

Is there such a thing as 'real' pink hair? I've heard of natural redheads, but natural pinkheads?

She admired his expertise.

Anyone want to take a guess about what she's admiring? Sports skill? Cooking skill? Uh, nope. She was admiring the skill with which he put on a condom...only moments after she'd noted how he had hundreds of more partners than her.

Even better - she said she "trusted him" when he wanted to use the condom and she didn't.

TSTL heroine : activated.
Condom Olympics : pending

"Just a stupid moment. Perhaps it's PMS," she ventured weakly.
"Is it really just the time of the month? It doesn't seem like it to me."
"No." She couldn't lie to him. Not when he was this close.

FLIRTING FAIL

If his ability to sense this chick's cycle is a shifter thing, I wish we'd been told that some people knew he was a shifter. This human girl reacted like she knows?

This is a really weird mix of paranormal beings in a contemp rock band.
I kinda like it

too slow of a start, I'll pick it up again later ...

Stayed up way too late reading! :)

I am LOVING this book!