Status Updates From Charlotte's Web

“Of course I do. I live by my wits. I'm clever and I'm cruel and I love blood."

“I never do those things if I can avoid them. I prefer to spend my time eating, gnawing, spying, and hiding. I am a glutton but not a merrymaker. Right now I am on my way to your trough to eat your breakfast, since you haven’t got sense enough to eat it yourself."

Come along, pig. 💖