Status Updates From A Odisseia de Homero

as someone who will probably never actually read the odyssey this is a slay

“Sing to me, O Muse, of that man of many troubles, Odysseus, skilled in all ways of contending, who wandered far after he helped sack the great city of Troy. Sing through me, and tell the story of his suffering, his trials and adventures, and his bloody homecoming.”