Status Updates From Men in Love

“They cats must have a barry life, likesay, tae be able tae jist sit around n discuss things, real things, aboot life. How is it wir here? Whaire dae wi go whin wi die? Does God exist? What did this cat mean when they wrote this sortay stuff in a book?
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But ye need real money tae buy the time tae be able tae talk things fae a position ay educated enlightenment.”