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"well! yes!" he agreed. "one one condition - that I never have to touch mathematics again." "I abominate them!" said the widow. and thus it was that Mrs Scorbitt became Mrs jt maston.

buddy im

"the fact is that the celebrated secretary of the gun club took as his basis the circumference of the terrestrial spheroid, and he assumed it to be 40,000 metres instead of 40,000,000 metres - and that nullified the solution"

bro how u do u mess up this bad, just 3 extra zeros and like ommmgm

chapter xix
jt maston regrets he was not lynched

"and so," donellan summed it up, "if man cannot get to the pole, the pole must come to man?" "just so!" agreed barbicane

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Archimedes fulcrum

'According to you, Mr Maston, if a woman had seen an apple fall from a tree she would never have been able to discover the laws of universal gravitation as did that illustrious Englishman towards the end of the seven-teenth century!'

'If she saw an apple fall, Mrs Scorbitt, a woman would have only one idea-after the example of our mother Eve, to eat it!'

The story has finally begun - maybe?