Status Updates From How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

I hate it when the male narrator only says the exact words the men in the book say and nothing else but I hate it even more here BC WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? Speak properly!!! Also the "special effects" sounds are so so cringe

… I still think this evening was going to be life changing for me, because I'm pretty sure Wes is my "Oh, it's you" person. I'm pretty sure I'm his, too. And need us to make it through tonight so I can find out if I'm right.

…this is a fucked-up rom-com. And rom-coms aren't about playing it safe. They're about taking risks. They're about going big or going home.

What if my complex has led me to believe a man is more likely to murder me than want to be with me?

I can't help but laugh at that. At his sense of humor. The fact it's still intact. We really are the same kind of crazy. Maybe that's why we've made it this far.

The part where wes and jamie are following the rose petals and then they find that the rose petals go back to where they first started feel like it was glossed over and not emphasized as much. Like was the killer following them?? Or did it know that they’d go back where they first started?