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Really.
You guys just murdered Caesar
Why do you think you're such heroes, and will be seen as such by the rest of Rome?

There's the line I was looking forward to!
"Et tu, Brute?" (Dies.)
Stabbing :D

Caesar: Be near me, so that I may remember you.
Trebonius: Caesar, I will. (Aside.) and so near will I be, that all you're best friends shall wish I had been further.

Love this line. There's about to be blood

Nevermind. Of course, listen to the guy who says your wife's dream filled with blood and senators dipping their hands in it and smiling is a testament to your fortune. Don't listen to your wife, you's begging you to stay home because she knows that going out today means death for you.

Oh good, he does have some common sense

Caesar you idiot
Literally everybody is telling you not to go out
The first thing said to you in this book is "Beware the Ides of March"
Dude you deserved this stabbing
You were given every possible warning, and still you're saying, "Nah, I'm still gonna go out today. I'm sure all these bad omens that people keep giving me are nothing."

And now Brutus' wife is questioning him, asking why he's up so late and such.
What Brutus could be saying in response: Oh yeah, I'm just plotting to brutally murder my best friend with several other people.
What he actually says: I'm just sick

I am enjoying this far too much for a tragedy.
I suppose that's the side effect of dunking on a dead dude for an entire day

I can just see Brutus hunched over in a chair and muttering to himself about how to kill Caesar lmao