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Olivia Manke
is 50% done
Really.
You guys just murdered Caesar
Why do you think you're such heroes, and will be seen as such by the rest of Rome?
— 19 minutes ago
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You guys just murdered Caesar
Why do you think you're such heroes, and will be seen as such by the rest of Rome?
Olivia Manke
is 48% done
There's the line I was looking forward to!
"Et tu, Brute?" (Dies.)
Stabbing :D
— 37 minutes ago
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"Et tu, Brute?" (Dies.)
Stabbing :D
Olivia Manke
is 42% done
Caesar: Be near me, so that I may remember you.
Trebonius: Caesar, I will. (Aside.) and so near will I be, that all you're best friends shall wish I had been further.
Love this line. There's about to be blood
— Mar 17, 2026 10:33AM
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Trebonius: Caesar, I will. (Aside.) and so near will I be, that all you're best friends shall wish I had been further.
Love this line. There's about to be blood
Olivia Manke
is 41% done
Nevermind. Of course, listen to the guy who says your wife's dream filled with blood and senators dipping their hands in it and smiling is a testament to your fortune. Don't listen to your wife, you's begging you to stay home because she knows that going out today means death for you.
— Mar 17, 2026 10:23AM
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Olivia Manke
is 39% done
Oh good, he does have some common sense
— Mar 17, 2026 10:20AM
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Olivia Manke
is 28% done
Caesar you idiot
Literally everybody is telling you not to go out
The first thing said to you in this book is "Beware the Ides of March"
Dude you deserved this stabbing
You were given every possible warning, and still you're saying, "Nah, I'm still gonna go out today. I'm sure all these bad omens that people keep giving me are nothing."
— Mar 17, 2026 10:18AM
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Literally everybody is telling you not to go out
The first thing said to you in this book is "Beware the Ides of March"
Dude you deserved this stabbing
You were given every possible warning, and still you're saying, "Nah, I'm still gonna go out today. I'm sure all these bad omens that people keep giving me are nothing."
Olivia Manke
is on page 61 of 175
And now Brutus' wife is questioning him, asking why he's up so late and such.
What Brutus could be saying in response: Oh yeah, I'm just plotting to brutally murder my best friend with several other people.
What he actually says: I'm just sick
— Mar 17, 2026 10:09AM
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What Brutus could be saying in response: Oh yeah, I'm just plotting to brutally murder my best friend with several other people.
What he actually says: I'm just sick
Olivia Manke
is on page 50 of 175
I am enjoying this far too much for a tragedy.
I suppose that's the side effect of dunking on a dead dude for an entire day
— Mar 17, 2026 10:03AM
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I suppose that's the side effect of dunking on a dead dude for an entire day
Olivia Manke
is on page 46 of 175
I can just see Brutus hunched over in a chair and muttering to himself about how to kill Caesar lmao
— Mar 17, 2026 09:57AM
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