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Fun and funny. I've been laughing. Everyone needs a shy vampire in their life.

I can't stop laughing! I love this book so far! It's hard to read it at work without cracking up! Man...Go Fred!

I'm loving this

Title is misleading since Fred's adventures are definitely interesting, despite his best efforts.

I like the style of Drew Hayes, it was funny and interesting, I liked Fred of course I hope to see more of Fred and the style of Drew Hayes.

A vampire with a zombie assistant goes with his monster fighting girlfriend to Vegas. Seems legit.

I can't put this book down! The short plots keep me riveted waiting to find out what happens to Fred. I love it!

=) it's cute so far.

This book is so weird and so much fun.

This seems to be broken up into different short stories, which is a bit jarring when they reintroduce everything.

Started this on my way to work today - the audiobook is great and I am really enjoying it so far!

they used a fucking spell to freeze all the supernatural creatures wow (1 line ok)

so these vampires just stole his girlfriend, said that if he can't win her back they will kill her and him as well. i wonder what stupid plan they'll make to beat actual badass vampires will be and if it;ll take more than 3 pages to execute it. (i can tell you now it won't)

Ugh

This. Book. Is. So. Bad.

Snarky and fun read so far. Fred is anything but the debonair, suave vampire, but he is full of fun observations and humorous asides. .A trip to his ten year high school reunion changes his life when he meets a lady who drags him into a whole world he never knew existed outside of his apartment. .The only thing that would make this better is a really good grammar editor.

honestly so tempted to just not finish this.