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"A Weresteed At the Slots"

"A Zombie At the LARP"

Chapter 5

When I read this the first time I was relatively new to UF, so I'm giving this a reread before possibly finishing the series.

OMG ich brauche auch einen Zombie Accountant Assistent!!

Enjoying the writing style so far - let’s see where the plot goes

Yep, Fred's still a misogynistic douchebag.

This is going to be a "meh" at best, I can tell.

My daughter is loving this!

What a silly and whimsical book. So far very interesting writing style and content.

Reading for the second time, listening on audible this time with my daughter in the car who is loving the series!

Fuck you, book! Fuck you!

Everything is so delightfully anticlimactic! :D

i 💕 bubba like i 💕 stark...with fred as his kasapian. that’s a compliment. 🦄

....No...I don't like this book
Which is sad because I love Super Powereds and NPC

My copy is kind of glitchy, which tones down my enjoyment when I have to restart the app every five minutes and there are bits of words missing every other sentence. Not sure if something went wrong with my download, the app is glitchy or there's actually something wrong with the book...

Very funny story. A great read for taking it easy.

Why does Fred feel the need to recap for us? This is the second time he is telling how Crystal and him met...as if wasn't telling US the story.

Funny from the start.

I’m completely charmed by this!

I'm really enjoying this! After slogging through so many tiresome self-serious books, it's a relief to find something delightful like this. It's silly. It's clever. It's even had me laughing out loud in public once or twice (like learning how the zombie died).

This is turning out to be delightful so far...

Okay, I'm really liking this book. The satire reminds me of Butcher a bit, but in a voice that's very new. Fred is not your typical protag and I love seeing someone so much like me getting forced to put up with other people's shenanigans.

It's a little sad how much I relate to Fred, but I seriously think he and I would be very good friends.

So far it is fairly amusing. But it seems like it's a string of short stories or novellas that have been strung together with rewrites or re-edits. Every chapter "he" retells, briefly, how the main characters met. That is something you would expect from a new book in series; not in one contiguous novel.

This is highly amusing, and it's nice to see stories about a vampire who is non-violent. I knew this was a short story collection going in, and that's fine. It would be nice if there was more distinction between the stories, tho. Maybe a short song snippet or something. I've heard other audio books do things like that to separate sections. There are new story titles, but the narrator reads them the same as the prose.

Amusing! I'm curious to see how he can continue to call his life "unadventurous" after the shenanigans I've heard about so far, though.

this isn't too bad. it's funy

I read this mostly because of it's title, and was pleasantly surprised how good it is. I will recommend this to anyone who likes vampires or World of Darkness.

On to another Tale.