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Nihar Mukund
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7. FUCKING HELL, FORGOT TO MENTION, WDYM ACHILLES HAD ALREADY SOLD ONE OF THE TROJANS/THEIR ALLIES AS A SLAVE A LONG TIME AGO. That poor guy just got back, only to be killed
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Nihar Mukund
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4. Not Poseidon wanting to fight Apollo just to be included with the rest of the fam, and Hermes wanting nothing to do with this.
5. Again, gods beefing and boxing one another only to go back home to chill is ridiculously worth it to read.
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5. Again, gods beefing and boxing one another only to go back home to chill is ridiculously worth it to read.
Nihar Mukund
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Book 21 (and a bit of 20) is fucking hilarious:
1. Istg Achilles gets so kinky with the Trojans, and vice versa: The tongues of human beings twist and turn [...] Come on then, let us taste each other’s spears.; Do you not see how tall and fine I am?
2. "Asteropeus threw both spears at once, as he was ambidextrous." That's an understatement.
3. If I was called "my little twisty-foot" by my parent, I'd kms.
TBC
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1. Istg Achilles gets so kinky with the Trojans, and vice versa: The tongues of human beings twist and turn [...] Come on then, let us taste each other’s spears.; Do you not see how tall and fine I am?
2. "Asteropeus threw both spears at once, as he was ambidextrous." That's an understatement.
3. If I was called "my little twisty-foot" by my parent, I'd kms.
TBC
