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4. Not Poseidon wanting to fight Apollo just to be included with the rest of the fam, and Hermes wanting nothing to do with this.
5. Again, gods beefing and boxing one another only to go back home to chill is ridiculously worth it to read.
— 3 hours, 34 min ago
5. Again, gods beefing and boxing one another only to go back home to chill is ridiculously worth it to read.
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Nihar Mukund
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1. Hector's death starting with a cowardly run was much needed after his disgracing of Patroclus.
2. Where is the HectorxAchilles fanfic? Wdym you can't flirt with him as a boy might do with a girl? And "it's whole length in you flesh"???
3. "And yet the ash-wood spear of heavy bronze did not cut through his windpipe, so he had the power to speak in answer to his killer." Chills
3. #justiceforAndromacheandherson
— 2 hours, 58 min ago
2. Where is the HectorxAchilles fanfic? Wdym you can't flirt with him as a boy might do with a girl? And "it's whole length in you flesh"???
3. "And yet the ash-wood spear of heavy bronze did not cut through his windpipe, so he had the power to speak in answer to his killer." Chills
3. #justiceforAndromacheandherson
Nihar Mukund
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7. FUCKING HELL, FORGOT TO MENTION, WDYM ACHILLES HAD ALREADY SOLD ONE OF THE TROJANS/THEIR ALLIES AS A SLAVE A LONG TIME AGO. That poor guy just got back, only to be killed
— 3 hours, 31 min ago
Nihar Mukund
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Book 21 (and a bit of 20) is fucking hilarious:
1. Istg Achilles gets so kinky with the Trojans, and vice versa: The tongues of human beings twist and turn [...] Come on then, let us taste each other’s spears.; Do you not see how tall and fine I am?
2. "Asteropeus threw both spears at once, as he was ambidextrous." That's an understatement.
3. If I was called "my little twisty-foot" by my parent, I'd kms.
TBC
— 3 hours, 36 min ago
1. Istg Achilles gets so kinky with the Trojans, and vice versa: The tongues of human beings twist and turn [...] Come on then, let us taste each other’s spears.; Do you not see how tall and fine I am?
2. "Asteropeus threw both spears at once, as he was ambidextrous." That's an understatement.
3. If I was called "my little twisty-foot" by my parent, I'd kms.
TBC
Nihar Mukund
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Briesis finally gets a grief specific to her own (albeit not passing the Bechdel test), but even a horse is allowed to speak, and Agamemnon blames Zeus for his ego, and wants a whole ass statue built IN THE MIDST OF WAR and post-death of Patroclus.
How tf is one supposed to take this seriously?
— 17 hours, 40 min ago
How tf is one supposed to take this seriously?
Nihar Mukund
is 63% done
Not Hephaestus doodling a complete graphic novel with multiple narratives on a shield. Someone ask this guy to become an author.
— Jul 28, 2026 06:54PM
Nihar Mukund
is 61% done
Who could remember all the other names of those who followed them and roused the Greeks to war?
Oh, so you do get me.
— Jul 28, 2026 10:08AM
Oh, so you do get me.
Nihar Mukund
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1. "They spoke like this." Yeah, when would they stop?
2. Patroclus, my somewhat self-aware king, RIP.
Patroclus: This is no time to talk. We need to fight.
Also Patroclus: My goodness, you are quite the gymnast! What a fine somersault! [note: the guy is dead]
3. "You were third to slaughter me." - Iconic, even if Patroclus' death feels like a sham. Why did the schoolboy-yard grapple turn into Apollo armor-strip
— Jul 27, 2026 06:13PM
2. Patroclus, my somewhat self-aware king, RIP.
Patroclus: This is no time to talk. We need to fight.
Also Patroclus: My goodness, you are quite the gymnast! What a fine somersault! [note: the guy is dead]
3. "You were third to slaughter me." - Iconic, even if Patroclus' death feels like a sham. Why did the schoolboy-yard grapple turn into Apollo armor-strip