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Clare Snow
is on page 146 of 278
"We need to go back to the living. We need to haunt. It's the only way."
— Feb 17, 2026 08:59PM
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Clare Snow
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"You absolutely, positively will not start a romance in the afterlife. I unconditionally forbid it. No."
That's no fun
— Feb 16, 2026 10:50PM
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That's no fun
Clare Snow
is on page 64 of 278
"Why was I feeling my pulse in both hands? By definition, I had no pulse."
— Feb 16, 2026 10:26PM
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Clare Snow
is on page 20 of 278
"I've been walking since 1999. I could use a rest."
— Feb 16, 2026 05:57AM
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Isabella
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how am i only halfway through omg what else can possibly happen this has been going on foreverrrrrrrr
— Dec 28, 2025 12:35AM
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