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Zala
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”THERE WILL BE, said Death, IF I CAN FIND THE DAMN PLACE.
Mort walked around the lectern and peered at the map.
‘You’re going to sink the ship?’ he said.
Death looked horrified.
CERTAINLY NOT. THERE WILL BE A COMBINATION OF BAD SEAMANSHIP, SHALLOW WATER AND A CONTRARY WIND.”
— 23 hours, 59 min ago
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Mort walked around the lectern and peered at the map.
‘You’re going to sink the ship?’ he said.
Death looked horrified.
CERTAINLY NOT. THERE WILL BE A COMBINATION OF BAD SEAMANSHIP, SHALLOW WATER AND A CONTRARY WIND.”
Zala
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”Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps its the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe its just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder.”
— Feb 15, 2026 05:24PM
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Zala
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“WHERE THE FIRST PRIMAL CELL WAS, THERE WAS I ALSO. WHERE MAN IS, THERE AM I.
WHEN THE LAST LIFE CRAWLS UNDER FREEZING STARS, THERE WILL I BE.
‘Ah,’ said Lezek, ‘you get about a bit, then.’”
— Feb 15, 2026 03:52PM
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WHEN THE LAST LIFE CRAWLS UNDER FREEZING STARS, THERE WILL I BE.
‘Ah,’ said Lezek, ‘you get about a bit, then.’”
