Status Updates From Lord of Scoundrels

THE MESS

I might DNF this. I feel like I'm waiting for something that just isn't coming

if jumping to conclusions were an olympic sport, Dain would be a 20 time gold medalist

"Somehow, he had neglected to take into account what being a virgin meant, beyond being untouched. Somehow, through all those heated fantasies, he'd left out one critical factor: No series of men had gone before him to make the way easy. He had to break her in himself."

SHE'S A PERSON, NOT A HORSE!!!

EXCLUSIVE OWNERSHIP AND BREEDING RIGHT???

"Now, why don't you sit down and be quiet like a good girl and let the men sort out the details."

SHOOT HIM AGAIN

I hope bad things happen to Dain. I hope Jess marries someone else a lives happily ever after while Dain is miserable for the rest of his life.

IN PUBLIC??

can she just disappear

Emerald Fennell adapted Wuthering Heights whole time she just wanted to adapt THIS book

get you a man that starts a fight for you

i love her ??????