Status Updates From Tease

How did the pacing get WORSE

Alright the murder subplot appears to have been forgotten entirely

Weird racism about middle eastern men

Sorry she's been essential kidnapped and coerced into being this guy's sex toy and her concern is that he's a cannibal who wants to fatten her up to sell to other cannibals??? Something is wrong with Trisha Paytas's brain

Aside from the fact that this is definitely more horror than the erotica it's marketed as: the pacing is atrocious

I don't know what word I think we should use but neither "secretions" nor "juices" are words I want to see in sex scenes unless they're really good scenes

And now our protagonist has become a rapist

Our protagonist saying her parents are crazy but she's not when she's demonstrably worse than her parents is hilarious

Not what bipolar is but okay

"I never wanted those pills to begin with"

Wh

What pills

Why is she talking about the alter ego she made up like she's a real person 😭

What the fuck

This just feels like an extremely convoluted and stupid plan that very heavily hinges on the guy you're falsely accusing of rape of having a lot of cash just on hand at all times

Why is our protagonist now talking about the graphic rape scene like it was a super hot CNC BDSM scene

Girl it wasn't. It was not consensual in any way. It was not pretend non-consent it was ACTUAL non-consent.

Does Trisha know how tuition works?

Like you pay it by the semester it's not like a monthly payment

The monthly payment is like for if you're paying off a loan that you used to pay the tuition

Okay going "if my parents call me again I'm going to kill myself" in your internal monologue and then going "ah fuck I don't actually want to kill myself" when they call you as though that statement was like a legal declaration is

Admittedly really funny

Trisha Paytas should have just gone to therapy instead of writing a graphic rape scene and calling it "erotica"

Either that or market it as horror idk man

Does

Does Trisha Paytas think you have to pay like monthly rent for a dorm room??

And the love interest has just said a homophobic slur for literally no reason

First thing I'm noticing is that Trisha seems to be like genuinely terrible at characterisation

You cannot establish that your protagonist doesn't really care about sex in one part and then have her say a grumpy woman needs to get laid in another part

Okay I think she used the wrong word here she probably meant "my inner tomboy couldn't be expressed with DD boobs on display" and not "couldn't be masked"

Neither of which are true statements but only one of which makes sense in context