Status Updates From Off the Ice (Hat Trick, #1)

i think machikei is taller than ryu but that’s who i’m imagining… especially glass hearts era also he’s a goalie so have all the love and flowers my guy

yep baby you tell him also how stupid can you actually be to assume that the actual jock is not the one playing a sport he’s writing about? lmao you almost drilled a hole into that hockey ass but it didn’t occurred to you??? bitch

for a gay puertorican that literally teaches them on that subject he’s shit at applying it in real life, what an asshole 😵‍💫 #justiceforhotjocks

This is not maintaining my interest very well.

Dnf

The FBI are coming for me. They told me that if I read any more gay hockey books they have to put me in Guantanamo bay. They will have to FIND ME FIRST!!!

BRUH THIS TEACHER???😭

The whole reggaeton conversation 😭 im forgetting it existed because it will ruin the book for me idk why it made me cringe this hard

I’m a social sciences student I AM SALIVATING AT THE MOUTH with this book