Status Updates From The Wobbit: A Parody

“The rest of the band was also out of tune. Dumbledalf mistook his staff for a potions master, and wouldn’t stop talking to it until it had promised to kill him when the time was right.”

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I recommend this book to anyone who wants a laugh. One of the Greatest Belly Laugh Inducing books I have read recently! I can't wait to read the rest!

It was in this state of looking for a handicap-accessible bathroom (he had not yet quite lowered himself to the humiliation of a regular stall), that he came upon a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of a tunnel. It was a turning point in his career though he did not know it, as he couldn't decipher the invitation to LinkedIn that Necromort the Voldemancer had carved on the inside.

Whorey, Slorey, and Kourtney stayed busy uploading selfies of themselves frolicking on the grass, and the paparazzi, springing out of the ground like dandelions, snapped pictures of the girls snapping pictures of themselves. The flashing of the camera bulbs amused Kiwi, annoyed Fili, and set Doc into an epileptic fit that everyone else laughed off.

I forget the flame wars and Internet trolls

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