Status Updates From Omens (Cainsville, #1)

“What did the CIA use psychologists for in the sixties?”

It’s gonna be like MK Ultra or something.

Oh, we are definitely dealing with the fair folk of were have brúnaidh and spriggan involvement.

“I spent my shift thinking about ritual murder.”

Average customer service worker experience.

“If the Romans could have fortified their cities the way the human brain fortifies itself, we’d still be wearing togas.”

You ever read one of those sentences you wish you’d come up with?

“Ewch i ffwrdd, bran!”

Something “raven.” Neither Eden nor Larsen are Welsh names, though.

Maybe I’m overthinking, but it feels like Loomis Bros. is a reference? To the doctor or Billy?

I do not like this Jimothy Morgan.

Girl, if he doesn’t know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s name, run.

All I can think is the “FBI Open Up” meme