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Arthur Cravan
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Are there better things I could be doing? Maybe.
Is it 3:01am on Christmas Eve? Yes.
Are there REALLY better things I could be doing? A more hesitant 'maybe'.
I will crush my father's testes the very second the sperm that created me is produced & hack off his sac, ensuring the proto-me dies dry due to inevitable reaction to atmospheric exposure.
— Dec 23, 2015 08:07AM
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Is it 3:01am on Christmas Eve? Yes.
Are there REALLY better things I could be doing? A more hesitant 'maybe'.
I will crush my father's testes the very second the sperm that created me is produced & hack off his sac, ensuring the proto-me dies dry due to inevitable reaction to atmospheric exposure.
Rich Pryce
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"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death." hahaha
— Dec 30, 2011 01:43PM
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